All i wanna do is get a clean blade and press as hard as possible
New Mexico on Friday and sat, texas and oklahoma the next day, then a week in kansas, then a few days in nebraska. Anyone wanna meet and catch fireflies and ear with me? No? Okay
thateverettkid asked: Yes you do
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
First person to say they’ll buy me Dairy Queen gets to marry me. Just kidding, no one would want to marry me.
garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
singularprincess: WE CAN FIX THIS WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO i can see it now.
skatings: I can’t wait for the day I fall asleep next to someone I’m in love with. Just think about it, waking up and seeing them and getting a really big smile. It sounds amazing.
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
grikurt: *looks around suspiciously* *opens tumblr*
Dont fucking yell at me
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
fennekinfatale: all up in da pussy like
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.