someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
If you assign every English letter a number value (ie: A=1, Z=26) then somewhere within the number pi is your entire life, including all the thoughts you’ve ever had, will have, and didn’t know you had. Your childhood, career, and eventual anticlimactic death are all there, supporting the fabric of the universe.
truth be told i cannot place the impulse that causes me to reblog things. like what’s my motivation? “i really want all of my followers, most of whom i never speak to, to see this?” “this belongs in my archive of almost entirely unrelated crap?” where is the threshold between appreciating something a little bit and liking it enough to reblog it? i have no fucking idea
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I was talking to a guy I used to work with at Disneyland about how he was promoted to head costume designer and he was freaking out about his first assignment
Him:it has to be perfect
Him:they'll kill me if I screw up this dress
Me:no they won't it's just a dress
Him:yes they will I'm going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I'll die alone
Me:it can't be that big a deal, are you making a parade character's dress or something?
Him:they gave me so much money, I'm going to fuck it up. She'll look hideous
Me:it'll be okay if you make a mistake, who's dress are you making?
Me:isn't Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
Me:then how are you doing her dress if it's done already?
Him:her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they've already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.